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Bad News Bears

(noun) A person who is not very nice, does mean things, and thinks they're better than everyone else. They are not the most warm people to be around. They judge others without getting to know them. They are either insecure and take their frustration out on others or just get
pleasure from being mean. This is the nicer word to call people like this.
"That person is such a Bad News Bears."

"Girl 1: Oh my gosh, my boyfriend is talking to so many girls! They're such whores!"

"Girl 2: Stop being a Bad News Bears, they're probably just friends."
by blobfishlover5 April 15, 2013
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bad news browns

i have a case of the bad news browns.
by lifedeathandbeyond July 4, 2016
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Bad news bitches

A friendship between two females that is feared by people that know them because the rumors of their sense of entitlement and not believing in boundaries is apparent on social networks but their sense of humor is magnetic and secretly appreciated by many.
Reading the bad news bitches conversation in the comment section of that hilarious meme was unbelievable
by Chelsea Freilinger August 22, 2016
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Bad news bears

When something bad is about to happen and nobody can stop it
This building is burning and all the firemen are of on another call this is bad news bears
by Jon brannn November 11, 2020
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Bad News Brown

A massive shit someone drops in the toilet named after the WWE wrestler.
(Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021
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Bad News Brad

A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.

Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.

A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.

Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
After clogging the toilet for the third time that week, Bad News Brad waddled out, wiped his sweaty brow, and blamed it on his undiagnosed heart condition.
by Dwaggerbomb March 13, 2025
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Law of Bad News

The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.
Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.

Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.

Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News
by HermanoBluth June 12, 2010
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