Bacon Strip

The poop streak left on floor when your cat drags ass across it after leaving the litter box.

Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.

by Apirella of the Kind October 17, 2010

bacon strip

One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.

OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!

by Bush59 September 20, 2009

canadian bacon strip

when you get your your grundle waxed by a lumberjack wearing a denim body suit

hey sharon told me you got a nice canadian bacon strip
could you recomend any specific lumberjacks

by buttersmooth February 4, 2008

Bacon Stripe

Crap in your hand and walk down a nice long hallway, smearing on the wall as you go.

You can bacon stripe your local subway station to find your way back.

by BRENT November 19, 2003

bacon stripper

A stripper that wears bacon. Duh.

Jim: Hey, do you want a bacon stripper?
Bob: Of course! I want to be aroused and eat bacon. LIKE A BOSS!

by ShadowCX11 January 7, 2016

bacon strip

Proper use of a razor. The pussy has a little strip of vertical hair above it. See landing strip, helps guide me when I'm drunk.

That stripper had glitter on her bacon strip.

by Beast November 18, 2003

bacon strip dick

strips of poo after you do a girl in the butt

Dude, i got a bacon strip dick..

by bacon strip fo life January 17, 2011