Bacon factory

A place crawling with police officers (bacon - cop).

It's a bacon factory out there. Shit.

by lama163 March 14, 2009

Bacon Vagina

A vagina that contains and/or smells like bacon as to attract thousands of male suitors even though the female makes zero effort towards these suitors. These men will later go on to worship the female for her bacon vagina, but the female will soon grow bored and move on to another unbelievably attractive mate.
Believed at first to be a myth, the bacon vagina has proven it's existence in both works of fiction and reality. In the HBO series "Sex and the City" it is believed that the character Carrie Bradshaw had a bacon vagina. This of course explains how she consistently attracted gorgeous and rich guys despite looking like a horse and being a little crazy.
It is also a requirement for the female in the series "The Bachelorette" to have a bacon vagina. This causes the male suitors to work up a frenzy on camera which leads to the show's success.
Unfortunately at this time there is no surgery that can help a woman gain a bacon vagina. There are rumors of a new topical spray that will provide bacon vagina qualities. This spray is currently being tested with the assistance of numerous sororities across the United States.

"Of course she is dating him, she has a bacon vagina."
"There goes another bacon vagina."
"She gets everything with that bacon vagina."

by katgub October 24, 2012

NIG BACON

NIG BACON IS THE STRIPS OF SHREDDED TIRE YOU SEE ON THE HIWAY WHEN YOU GO ON A LONG TRIP SOME WHERE

MY GOD IM GETTIN HUNGRY SEEING ALL DIS NIG BACON BETTER PULL OVER SOON TO GET SOME GRUBB OR ILL EAT THE FKN SPARE TIRE

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 24, 2011

ROBLOX bacon hair

They get treated like newborn puppys, like they are the same as you.

Awww! It's a ROBLOX bacon hair! Need help? 🥺
Turns out it was a fake bacon, the slender then gets mad at the person and says mic up kid.

by ROBLOX memes September 9, 2020

Bacon Saver

Someone who "save's your bacon"

Dude 1: Dude, my dad wants his computer back, but I've been looking at some questionable website's!

Dude 2: Don't stress, I'll clear your history

Dude 1: Dude, you're a real Bacon Saver

by The Specialist-age June 3, 2010

Ultimate Bacon Battle

A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.

Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

STEAL THE BACON

A game played in Harlem in which teams try to grab an object and get back to base without being tagged.

Teams line up, facing one another, about 30 feet apart. The object (e.g. a stick) is placed at the mid-point between the two lines. A "caller" stands to the side and calls out players by number, by odds or evens, or "all in" and the designated players run to the middle, each trying to STEAL THE BACON (grab the stick) and run back to their line without being tagged by an opposing player. Hours of fun.

by bells110 April 8, 2009