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C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
by cutwotebs March 1, 2013
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T.U.B.E.

My girl went to her OB/GYN doctor and he gave her a T.U.B.E.
by chillerz October 14, 2006
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P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.
Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.
by Jack Metzler April 2, 2008
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B.T.U.

British Thermal Unit


(see {BTU)
British Thermal Units are used in propane.
by some polak October 4, 2004
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U.B.T.

Under Ball Tail

can be used to describe the excessive amount of hair growth in the gooch area. There must be long growth around the area (lower back and happy trail) to hint large growth of the gooch (hence the tail.)
Dude Nate, check that guy out! Talk about Teen Wolf, he's probably sporting a U.B.T.!
by RyPep May 19, 2010
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U.T.B.

Abbreviation: You're the Best.

Often used on Skype, MSN, iChat, and GoogleChat.
by Willzers April 6, 2010
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l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t

let me suck your dick while you play call of duty with the boys until you cum in my throat
*texting* hey babe, l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t
*replys* bet
by vanilla hoe January 25, 2020
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