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Y.B.S.M.

person 1: 'OH my gad, Y.B.S.M.'
person 2: 'What?!'
person 1: 'Your top.. there's a white liquid on it..'
person 2: 'Oh. yeah my breasts tend to squirt milk..'
person 1: 'eww.'
by 10-year-olds May 16, 2008
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S.B.M.

Stupid Bitch Monkey.
This word is used to call someone a "stupid bitch". It is used in an offensive or playful way. Someone who is a S.B.M. would probably say or do something very retarted. They might also hurt your feelings in some way. Use this word as a comeback or a noun.
Girl: I can't go to the bowling alley with with you tomorrow.

Friend: You S.B.M.!!
by S.B.M. January 6, 2009
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D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by worldgoesround June 10, 2010
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D.B.Y.M.O.S.E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D.B.Y.M.O.S.E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by miserylovesyourcompany June 12, 2010
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P.O.M.B.S.

Technically defined as "pee/piss out my butt syndrome".
"Man, last night that Taco Bell totally gave me P.O.M.B.S."
by DSL Jr. September 13, 2009
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y.m.s.b.

you my some bitch
"bitch" is pronounced "beech"
steve-Alex your a douchebag
Alex-y.m.s.b.
steve-what?
alex-you my some bitch
steve-what?

made famouse by steve colman after reading a bumper sticker that said y.m.s.b. and thought it meant you my some bitch. turns out it was some hippie crap.
by Alex Stewart September 28, 2005
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S.M.B.

Sniff My Bung. Short for Sniff My Bunghole.
The little guy told the bully to S.M.B. This left the bully baffled.
by FishChair August 17, 2007
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