playback's a b***h

What an accuser smugly utters after an audio recording or video-footage-clip conclusively proves that a protester-of-innocence did indeed commit the misdeed he was accused of.

Teenage delinquent: I swear, Officer --- I absolutely positively unquestionably DID NOT spray that graffiti on that shop window!! Why, I wasn't even THERE at that time --- I was down at the lake, just gazin' up at the stars and mindin' my own business!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!

by QuacksO March 12, 2017

h.a.b.e

Harris Beckenham is a greattttt school but the food is absolutely shit✌🏻And the teachers r a bit off but it’s a schooool come to the school and feel happy 🤣 I hate this school so much I’m sorry I can’t wait to leave

h.a.b.e-a secondary school

by Potato🙃 July 29, 2019

H.A.B.U.T.

Ha-boot> Hook A Brother Up Technique... any time you go out of your way to help a buddy.

Timmy Mo was right on time with the H.A.B.U.T. when I ran out of gas th other day!

by Butch Mathenia August 6, 2006

S.H.A.B.

Acronym for Self-Hating Asian Bitch. It refers to Asian women who predominantly date White men.

That Asian girl is such a S.H.A.B. that she must wish she were born White even though those White guys are only interested in her because they assume that she is "exotic" and "submissive".

by 8s May 28, 2008

i.a.b.h.h.p.h

i am being held hostage please help

oh my god i.a.b.h.h.p.h

by GtrLord February 4, 2020

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

by anonymous September 20, 2021

H.A.B.

A Hot Asian Babe. has everything

Danny: dude look at that hal
Spencer: you dumbass its a hab, god you dont know anything you little chode

by lil dreidel December 13, 2004