Ayatollah’d

Being fired from your job on your first day at work.

Example: Bob got appointed to lead Iran on Monday morning, but was forced to resign after exploding just hours later. Bob has been Ayatollah’d

by notaprogressiveaussie March 4, 2026

Ayatollah

Something the exist for roughly 20 mins after discovery

That video was only roughly 1 Ayatollah long

by Tripdz March 29, 2026

asathullah

Allah's lion 🦁

Asathullah

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Asadullah Wadkar

ASADULLAH WADKAR IS A FAMOUS GUY IN HIS AREA EVERYONE KNOWS HIM HE IS ACOOL LOOKING DUDE AND APRRECIATED BY EVERYONE

Hi Asadullah WADKAR

by PASSWORDGUY November 24, 2021

Ayatolla

To be "dead to the world" preferring seclusion, sleep or otherwise no contact with outside world. Often utilized when dealing with a large hangover from a long night of drinking or partying.

"Sorry I didn't get back to you yesterday I was Ayatolla yesterday"

by The Doctors Seuss March 2, 2026

Asadullah

He is a kid from afghanstan and is very good looking and he is very intelligent (SGA)

HE IS SUCH A A ASADULLAH

by Idonotliketacos May 13, 2025