A generally sleazy, stupid, and untalented little girl who aspires to be a singer, actress, clothing, and perfume designer and fails miserably in all four of the aforementioned categories. She does not write her own songs and has been in lawsuits for stealing lyrics. She sucks at acting. Her clothes are something that tween girls going through an identity crisis would wear, and her perfume smells absolutely vile. Overall, she has no talents to speak of and all she does is make herself look ridiculous by trying to do stuff she obviously sucks at.
by Areyouforreal? December 17, 2010
Get the Avril Lavignemug. Ugly poser who claims to be into rock yet cannot pronounce and has never heard of David Bowie. Says she doesn't wear makeup yet thinks wearing about 10 pounds of eyeliner makes you punk, says she hates pop music yet sings it. Her only fans are people who are under the age of 9 and try to be in contrast to their britney-loving older siblings by blaring 'Complicated' out from their pink fluffy bedrooms.
All her songs are the same, it's the old 'I had a boyfriend but he dumped me because I'm ugly, boo hoo', roughly translated as 'A six year old could write better shit than me! Buy my CD to inflate my ego further!'
Gave both punk and Canada a bad name.
Is Avril good? No.
Is it fun to diss her? Yes, yes it is.
All her songs are the same, it's the old 'I had a boyfriend but he dumped me because I'm ugly, boo hoo', roughly translated as 'A six year old could write better shit than me! Buy my CD to inflate my ego further!'
Gave both punk and Canada a bad name.
Is Avril good? No.
Is it fun to diss her? Yes, yes it is.
Avril: Like, omg, hi I'm avril, I'm like, a real live punk, look at my like, black bracelets.
Me: Fuck off.
Avril: Omg you biatch! You'd better be careful or, like, I may like, run and get my mummy.
Me: BANG!
No more avril. yay.
Me: Fuck off.
Avril: Omg you biatch! You'd better be careful or, like, I may like, run and get my mummy.
Me: BANG!
No more avril. yay.
by not avril June 19, 2005
Get the Avril Lavignemug. A famous singer who is just... herself. Her music is actually pretty good compared to her peers. She really IS the best damn thing.
by avrilscool February 23, 2009
Get the Avril Lavignemug. An excellent singer and song writer who is dating that guy from Sum 41 (so hot). She is real punk because she wears ripped clothing and says so. Greatest music ever.
by ilovecanada January 2, 2006
Get the Avril Lavignemug. She's the best singer in the world NOT a poser and NOT punk! she's HERSELF and thats what rock about her! She comes from Napanee, Ontario Canada (CANADA ROCKS!) She fights for what she wants and noone eever going to make her do something she does nbot want to . She's an inspiration to alot of girls and shes a great rolmodle.Shes gonne triple platnum for both of her CD's and is currently on her "Bonez" international Tour! GO AVRIL GO!
Me: OMG Guess What!!!
friend:What??
Me:Im gonna see avril in sepember!!!!!!!!
friend:OMG NOW WAY!
Me:I KNOW!
ps:To all who ppl who says shes a poser ;shes not the poser you guys are how the hell could she be a poser if shes being herself?
friend:What??
Me:Im gonna see avril in sepember!!!!!!!!
friend:OMG NOW WAY!
Me:I KNOW!
ps:To all who ppl who says shes a poser ;shes not the poser you guys are how the hell could she be a poser if shes being herself?
by jessica September 3, 2005
Get the Avril Lavignemug. by :] !!! April 3, 2009
Get the Avril Lavignemug. The most amazing person/music artist in the world. Not a poser and NOT a punk. She is Herself and wears the clothes she thinks are cool or cute.
How can you be a poser if your wearing what you want to wear and like?
How can you be a poser if your wearing what you want to wear and like?
by Avrils Biggest Fan May 13, 2005
Get the Avril Lavignemug.