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Auto-correxting

A means of blaming your phone every time you text something you wish you hadn't
Girlfriend: You're really bad at drawing lol
Boyfriend: Wtf
Girlfriend: Stupid autocorrect. meant, "you should get a degree in drawing"
Boyfriend: I know you're auto-correxting. We're through.
by LoL Champion Definitions November 14, 2016
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Auto Correctile Dysfunction

When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.
Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!
by 000Brett000 April 19, 2018
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Auto-Correctaled

When Auto-correct sticks it to you while texting your girl.
Was texting my girlfriend and instead of telling her "I love the way your booty looks in the moonlight."

Auto-correct told her: "Your booty is as blooming big as the moon."

My Auto-correct just Auto-Correctaled me.
by AnotherAlias January 16, 2019
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Autocorrectile Dysfunction

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.
Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.
by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015
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autocorrected

The act of a word getting changed and thus changing the meaning of the sentence due to a device's autocorrect feature. Often leading to extreme misinterpretation.
Person A (via text): Hey do you want to get some penis for dinner tonight?
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.
by dRe420 December 9, 2010
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Autocorrect

Fuck autocorrect
Fuck autocorrect
by Fuck autocorrect October 7, 2019
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Autocorrect

1.) The reason that funny, strange, or embarrassing texts and/or messages are sent.
2.) The reason it takes so long to type in words that are purposely misspelled or possibly slang.
3.) The opposite of reason one; the reason that misspelled words are automatically corrected without backspacing.
1.) Man 1: *typing*
"Dude, I got some peantus from the homeless guy"
Autocorrecting "peantus"
For "penis"
TEXT SENT
Man 2: Didn't know you were looking for so much...
Man 1: Fuck, it's autocorrect for peanuts, man!

2.) Man 1: *typing in Google*
"Doge"
Autocorrecting "Doge"
For "Doggie"
Man 1: *flips desk*

3.) Man 1: *typing text*
"Go git me a sammich"
Autocorrecting...
"Go GET me a SANDWICH"
Man 1: That's the shit!
by Tsoran May 15, 2014
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