St Augustine

Nation's oldest city. Historic, beautiful, tourist-y... gorgeous beaches, bayfront, historic buildings, "hauntings", ghost tours, horse and carriage, Casa Monica, Flagler College.

St Augustine is also known as St. Auggie doggie!

by Saridavis October 17, 2008

St augustines

A school well known for black student in Blackbrook, St.Helens.

'Hey, i went too St augustines yesterday, i saw this guy called Josh green, he's so black.'

by Lewis heaton February 25, 2010

Augustana University

Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).

"You go to Augustana University?"
"Yeah, mostly so I can date depressed white girls."

by UselessEngineer February 2, 2017

FABIAN AUGUSTIN

200-Year-old filmmaker, big vampire tingz innat 🧛🏿, World-renowned Titty milk connoisseur🤱 and fruit loops🦒 specialist. Also known for hosting underground racing tournaments with his adopted son Tod 🏎️, Together they Conquer both the Film and NASCAR industry.

👹😈vai vraer ar it'rs 'k aesae'r, t'rko 'k var'k taeqo 'g vai klaerso aervlaedokt. Tlo uaerbad avk'ar 't rak kadvrokorv uaerb🔮👹 ~ Fabian Augustin

by That negro22282 October 12, 2020

Saint Augustines

Lowest percentage of future dole-bludgers in Cairns along with the highest percentage of future doctors. Could single-handedly give Australia the strongest economy in the world if it wasn't for the reject schools like Trinity Bay, Woree and Smithfield causing Cairns to have the most crime and longest lines at centrelink on a Tuesday morning. Often referred to as 'gay' by the fuckwits at other schools when in fact you could get spit-roasted by two abo's any day of the week at Cairns High.

Slave 1: How is our slave-master so rich?
Slave 2: Because he went to Saint Augustines.
Slave 3: And we only went to Trinity Bay.
Saints Man: I didn't pull you out of the centrelink line to converse with each other! Now please continue to attend to the plethora of tasks I have set for you including the picking of the cotton.
Slaves 1, 2 & 3: Yes master.
Saints man: St. Marcellin Champagnat
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints Man: Mary our good mother
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints man: And may we always remember
Slaves: To keep working
Saints Man: And
Slaves: Boost the economy
All: Amen

by Bumhole annihilator June 2, 2022

St. Augustine Big Whale

An act of love making that requires some heavy lifting. While in St. Augustine, a rather large women (preferably 250lb+) approaches you with an offer to "do the dirty", as they say, back at her place. You then pursue a counter offer and immediately take her to the closest pier. Once there, it is important to stay as close to the edge of the pier for optimal results. You proceed in the act of love making and midway through when enough strength and muscle is gathered, you thrust and push with all your might as she plummets off the side. Make your way as quick as possible to the edge in order to see the rare splash of a "big whale" that very few people witness.

- " How was your weekend, man?"
- " Dude, I made my way down to St. Augustine and got approached with an offer I couldn't refuse."
- " Say it ain't so, you.... pulled off the St. Augustine Big Whale?"
- " Sure did, it brought a tear to my eye."

by St. Augustine Big Whale May 12, 2014

Augusting

The failure to reply appropriately to specific questions in an email, in turn, causing more confusion. As defined by Adam Carolla and Bald Bryan on the Adam Carolla Show, referring to Adam's manager Mike August.

I emailed Mike to see what day/time he wanted to meet us at the CPK, and he simply replied, "Great!" Now, we're 26 emails in and he's still augusting me.

by urban_turban April 2, 2015