automatic circumsizers

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?

Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock

by Niggadicks July 6, 2006

automagically

Automatically, but in a way that, for some reason (typically because it is too complicated, or too ugly, or perhaps even too trivial), the speaker doesn't feel like explaining to you.

This term is quite old, going back at least to the mid-70s in jargon and probably much earlier. The word `automagic' occurred in advertising (for a shirt-ironing gadget) as far back as the late 1940s.

"The C-INTERCAL compiler generates C, then automagically invokes cc(1) to produce an executable."

by Biohertz January 30, 2003

Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets

A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)

Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-

by omgnipplerockets January 9, 2010

Audemar

a expensive swiss watch.

"Gotta go to court tomorrow, D.A. on my d*ck
so I'm a wear my Audemar, just to make ha sick" -Meek Mill

by White girl just knows April 18, 2012

audiomancer

A "music magicican".

Man 1: "They got pyromancers, chronomancers, but no audiomancers?"
Man 2: "They got Bards, dude. Isn't that close enough?"

by Justin Wilkinson April 28, 2006

Automail

Automail is a system of prosthetic limbs used in the Manga/Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist. The main character of the series, Edward Elric has two Automail limbs, as the result of an attempt to use alchemy to bring his mother back to life. The first person introduced in the series as an Automail mechanic, Winry Rockbell designed Edward's Automail. Edward often uses alchemy to transform his Automail into a weapon by making it sharp (much like a knife), he and Winry often get into arguments about his abuse of her mechanics.

Victor: John just lost his arm in Iraq.
Jack: Damn, Automail would work wonders right now...

by nintendo365 October 11, 2009

Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.

Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.

by B. Hanback May 21, 2008