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Modulus of Attractivity

The collective average of the looks of all the women in a company. Also referred to as the Attractivity Index.
(Guy 1) “Have you seen the new hire in accounting, she is gorgeous”!
(Guy 2) “She raised the company’s Modulus of Attractivity at least 5 points”
by The RogueWave February 26, 2009
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emotionally attached

The elevated feeling of attachment, comfort, trust, and friendship after being in a relationship with an individual for a period of time.
I find myself quite emotionally attached to you.
I am becoming emotionally attached to you.

attachment, love, affection, trustworthy
by Taiwan.Bjorn December 14, 2009
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Bitch attractant

Any form of cologne that has a pleasant smell that draws and attracts females or persons of the opposite sex.
Since Jimmy went out and bought that expensive ass bitch attractant, he been gettin all the hoes.

Sean John came out with some new bitch attractant called Unforgivable. That shit smells good!
by DJFT January 8, 2009
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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal- but still frowned upon by society- behavior into a trend or fad.

N.B: this definition refers to a recent (ca 2008-2011) event in The United States where a man physically attached helium balloons to his lawn chair, trying to build a flying machine. He somewhat succeeded; he took took flight but crashed into some electrical wires a few miles from his house.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to a lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
by Uncle Dimma March 23, 2013
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sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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Gravitationally Attractive

A person who is very big that creates its own gravitational field attracting other members of the human species.
Guy1: Hey do you think that chick is hot?

Guy2: No but she is sure gravitationally attractive!
by 2pacinthehood May 27, 2011
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very attractive

A person who is very nice looking, who you would find sexually attractive.

Or

An Object which is appealing to the eye. Can also be construed to non tangable items such as wage packets, contracts and offers.
"that salary is very attractive"
"John looks like Stevie Wonder cut his hair with a pair of spoons, he's not my idea of very attractive"
"It is suspicious that John would know a very attractive girl like Chloe, he must be paying her to be his friend. I wonder how much?"
by NiCkNiCk September 20, 2008
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