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Athena

A person who wears baseball hats of teams they hate, and dress like a 40 year old woman everyday at school or work. Also they dont give a shit about you no matter how you feel.
"Whoa you look like an Athena!"
"What does that mean?"
"um..."

"Hi, Athena! Did you see your kids soccer game last night?"
"Fuck off Susan."
by zemmiphobia_freak February 10, 2023
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Typically a woman. A person with 2 left feet that falls over right. Has a wonky eye when when she laughs. Takes forever to do anything, but always does everything. Her boobs are %50 of her body. She has the sex drive of a teenage boy. She displays flamboyant hand gestures while cooking.
That girl just pulled an Athena!
by Goofballs November 20, 2011
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Athena is a bitch
by urmom5000000 November 21, 2021
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1. A greek goddess
2. A virgin
3. Anything but a virgin
4. A fitty tuck
Athena now lives in Red Square :P
by James 23 December 2, 2005
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A person who thinks she's quirky for being named after a Greek God usually is #brocken & uses tiktok might use 😪😢🥺😭🖤💔⛓ unironically. Also might be a brat
Person 1: I hate Athena
You: Why?
Person 1: she's #brocken
You: Oh
by StarIsEnby August 2, 2022
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A kick ass ska band from Turkey. The name is ironic, because Athena is the Greek goddess of wisdom. And if you know anything about the Greeks and the Turks, well... yeah.
Even if you aren't Turkish, Athena is a great band to listen to.
by salak July 28, 2008
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A red headed girl who enjoys invading peoples personal space. She will put her hand back on your shoulder after you shrug it off, move closer after you move away from her,and continues to touch and/or hug you even if you feel uncomfortable. Low-key lesbian. Wraps around your arm like an anaconda
Dude stop touching me you're being an Athena

Athena makes me uncomfortable, I want my personal space back!!
by Bruuuuuhhhhhhh June 13, 2017
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