Astroboy

Iconic anime character originally created by Tezuka Osamu (the 'Manga no Kamisama') as a comic book in the 1950's.
Astro (Tetsuwan Atomu - Mighty/Iron Arm Atom in Japanese) is a young robot boy who fight for truth, justice and the bushido way in a futuristic megalopolis.

I am Atom, I am superhero!

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

Astrology

dumbassery, idiotery, stupidism

"oops just killed 557 people it's because I'm a saggy tits Darius"

"shut the hell up astrology is bull crap"

by toilet struggler September 11, 2021

Asstrology

The act of making educated predictions about whether or not the girl has an ass. Using deductive reasoning to predict quality of ass.

The girl sitting next to us looks like she has a nice butt. I can't for sure tell though. Asstrology

by raleigh99996 October 24, 2011

Astrology

Astrology: Telling one's personality and whole life by the positions of random space rocks based on the month they were born in. It's actually the biggest bullshit in history and there is nothing scientific about it, the people who are responsible for these are getting money from bradots. The life forms who believe in it are called bradots (a short version of brainless idiots). Bradots have a similar outside appearances to humans but the place where their brain is supposed to be is filled with air and they are capable of doing these things only: breathing, eating/drinking ,sleeping , spreading bullshit , and unfortunately they have the ability to reproduce. Their life is miserable and they don't want to do anything productive so they live their life by what some jerk wrote on the internet

Astrology
bradot: hello did you know that if you are gemini you will make 1 million dollar this month and have 6 children in your life?
intellectual person: you should go and commit suicide because your existence is cancerous
bradot: yes I will kill myself 3 days from now, my horoscope is cancer and it says I will commit suicide on the next Monday so I will do what it says.

by BananaTheSatan June 2, 2020

Astrology Passage

JEREMIAH 10:1-2.

Astrology Passage,

1) Israel, listen to what Yahweh says to you,
2) Yahweh says, "Do not learn the customs of the pagans. Do not be concerned about astrological signs like the pagans are."

by Herbert W. Armstrong III June 14, 2009

Astrology

A made up thing for retards who believe the position of the earth at a certain point in time is relevant to your personality. Astrology also claims to be able to see your future by “reading your palm”. It attempts to predict many other future events due to objects in different areas. Mainly teenagers believe in it because it says great things about them and they believe whatever they want to hear.

Person 1: Hey, according to astrology, I will have 5 kids and a beautiful wife when I am older!

Person 2: You fucking retard how can you believe in that shit...???

by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420 December 24, 2019

astrology

The practice of predicting one's attributes, past, and future from looking at the stars, planets, planetoids, moons, and pretty much anything in the sky.

An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003