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by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Vassticles

Noun:

(1) A reference to testicles, particularly pertaining to Vassar College Students. As it is a well known fact there is so much bad assery going down in poughkeepsie, that they need their own distinct word.

(2) An expression of school spirit, particularly at Vassar College.

see also: Massive Cojones, Strength Courage and Wisdom,

(1)

Shiela: Whoa, check out the vassive vassticles on that guy!

Jane: Oh jeez, the things I would do with a pair of those...

(2)

Joe: Hey, did you catch that baseball game earlier today?

Matt: Nah dude, my vassticles shriveled today.

Joe: ........

by My boy builds Coffins May 1, 2011

Assicle

when someone eats your ass unexpectedly but you liked it.

Ayo Brad gave me an assicle on saturday 😌

by savuren January 20, 2021

aRRticles

A Black Art God who circulates art, and produces projects rooted in the arts. He is a protector of artists, and artists from all around the world. Assuring proper compensation to the artists for their beloved works of art.

Thanks to the power of aRRticles, I don’t have to worry about these other galleries taking advantage of me

by Rbizzl3 November 26, 2021

aesicles

Presumably aesicles are a type of small, purple moon insect that howl at the wonder of the earth.

"We know the moon rocks and the hyacinths and the howling Aedes and aesicles are just to the surface creatures of earth-bound wonder." - Zoe Bee in "An AI Wrote This Video"

by ColorfulCrystals November 11, 2022

Articles of Confederation

The "Prototype" United States Constitution. They were made because America wanted to be the polar opposite of England. They soon realized that was a horrible idea.

The Articles of Confederation made the federal government so neutered and inconsequential that they may as well not have existed. They could not tax, enforce laws (there was no president until 1789), or really do much of anything. The "United States" was more like "The Thirteen Very, Very Divided Independent Countries." England passed the popcorn as America floundered like a fish out of water, before an event known as "Shays' Rebellion" gave everyone a massive reality check.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 17, 2022

Articleship

A modern-day slavery period which they talked about in history books during the French Revolution.

Mainly comprises of tax returns, non-existent social lives, disfunctional spinal cords and corporate butt-licking.

Also the time where you're paid enough to buy a cup of coffee once in a while.

Rohan : Hey, have you seen Karthik anywhere? I haven't seen him in 3 months. Has he gone missing?

Girish : Ah, not to worry. It's just his articleship. We'll see him soon again in 3 years.

by politebakchodi October 30, 2023