asstart

Similiar to asshat.

John, you just ate a whole jar of mayonaise. John, you are such an asstart!

by Exposo July 2, 2006

assfarter

a really dumb asshole

You F***IN ASSFARTER!

by officer tinkles June 21, 2004

assfactor

The counterweight involved in an ugly girl's nice ass. That which offsets buckledness.

She is fucking ugly dog. Ya, but consider the assfactor

by yesme May 6, 2005

assparty

Please see

Happy Hardcore

by Mayeau December 22, 2003

Assfat

the dyslexic term for "fat ass"

so a dyslexic person goes to get gas,

and then a random obese guy pulls up in front of said dyslexic person

dyslexic person: ASSFAT!

by Caliberr February 11, 2014

assdarts

(v.) A game where the objective is to use an erect penis as a dart and another person's ass as the dart board. A "bulls-eye" in this game is defined by anal penetration.

Yo Josh, that game of assdarts me and your sister played last night was intense, I scored 5 bulls-eyes!!!!

by lkojoju July 21, 2006

asspartame

Da cloyingly-sugary food-ingredient dat , when consumed regularly, makes for a really "sweet 'n' scrumptious" posterior.

Tiffany has such a cute round rump dat I'm sure there must be super-high levels of asspartame in her blood.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019