Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008

citigroup asset management

A place I long to be. The people are great & everyone is nice.

"I love my job".
"Oh you must mean Citigroup Asset Management"

by yo yo mon bitoch March 31, 2005

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

asset

The euphemism for "penis", as in "your asset turns on (erects) as you wake up in the morning"

When I saw the image of my girl friend wearing school uniform, I felt my asset turning on in the ways I didn’t expect!

by Emotional Cruiser December 8, 2025

Asset Girl

A young woman, from moroccan /german descent, who has to finish a vast amount of social media ads, while being understaffed

She is such an Asset Girl

by 2893uuhn December 26, 2022

Russian asset

Anyone that disagrees with the narrative of the Democratic Party

Person 1: I'm leaving the Democratic Party. They no longer represent my values

Person 2: Wow. You are such a traitor and a Russian asset!

by ReaperMan26 October 11, 2022

Free Trial Asset Management

The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.

I just got fired from my job as a trader so now i'm working for Free Trial Asset Management.

by Chris 29 March 7, 2008