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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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ass wholeness

1. The state or trait of being an asshole.

2. Success in following one’s bliss to such a state.
We find that tattoos with violent themes indicate ass wholeness.
by Bottom Ford, Esq September 20, 2012
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Fat Ass Whale

A fat ass whale is a girl/woMan who eats too much food and became obese, fat ass whales also think they have cake when in reality the only cake that they have is in their stomach
PeyRoe is a fat ass whale
by Himmy neutron September 8, 2023
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Whale ass

A term used to refer to something massive.
Oh dame Bob thats a whale ass dick you got there
by E-pizzel August 28, 2018
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wholesome ass snap

when someone is just so fucking hot and u ss their snap and it’s just wholesome. by hot i mean like SO ugly but also hot.
damn that was one wholesome ass snap
by disidí March 16, 2019
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a whale of a ass

Jordyn: hi, how are you.

Me: GYAT DAMN YOU GOT A WHALE OF A ASS!!
by Jordyn’s Ass Licker March 18, 2023
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69ing her while eating her ass on the potty

It's some trend going on on websites like Myspace in 2 0 1 7. A woman and a man 69. 69ing is when the woman sucks the dick while the man eats the ass. Now this trend, aka: 69hwehaotp. This trend is like 69ing, but it's on the toilet instead. This is refereed to as: The Shitty Potty
I was Shitty Potty 69ing her while eating her ass on the potty.
by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017
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