Asmeetha

Another word for a tree. A person with tree-like characteristics such as "arms like branches".

"hey! Look at that Asmeetha coming this way!"

by Treehugger69 April 29, 2012

acme

I seriously need to stop buying products from this shitty company. I broke three of my ribs and shattered my leg the last time I used their crap.

I'm still hungry as hell, and I haven't captured that goddamn Road Runner yet. Fuck you, ACME!.

by Wily E. Coyote September 24, 2003

Ascue

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The sign a director makes when it's time for the porn star to go on.

"Oh, bambi, you're up, he's given you the ascue."

by BongLoader420 October 12, 2004

Ascentific

Any action that is so blatently and utterly stupid that it is beyond the comprehension of most people to understand what would motivate someone to do such a thing.

It was completely ascentific of British rock star Pete Doherty to get his cat high on crack. I'm glad the humane society took that idiot's cat away from him!

by Magdalene St. Vitus December 25, 2007

Ascend

The #1 Discord Selfbot, 140+ commands included

Wow, Ascend is such a good selfbot, way better than Asari or Nighty

by jxnx2 June 28, 2021

ascended weeaboo

This shares the same meaning as a weeaboo except it applies to all Asian cultures. To be an ascended weeaboo, you've got to be obsessed with 2 or more Asian cultures. The two most common cultures that ascended weeaboos are infatuated with are usually Japanese and Korean.

Person 1: Hey, isn't the girl cute ?

Person 2 : Yeah, she's hella cute.

Ascended Weeaboo : Omg ! She's soo kawaii and gwiyomi-desuu !!

by Cornfield Leon April 28, 2014

Assmeats

The two chunks of flesh that shit tumble out of.

I hope to slide my tubesteak in between her assmeats.

by John Thomas1928 April 8, 2010