areola-ne

Nasty acne around the areola of a girls nipple.

Fuck I would of sucked on tthat girls tits but she had bad areola-ne

by asthmaticalf November 3, 2010

autolaughing

Laughing after speaking so as to signal to others that what you just said was funny.

Matt must think he's hilarious. He's autolaughing after everything he says.

by Papawheelie December 29, 2013

Areola Assault

The proper phrasing for a titty twister

Mike: Man, I can't believe your ex attacked you.

Greg: Yeah, in self defense I had to give her an areola assault.

by Jakeherby August 7, 2017

areola kabob

A nipple that protrudes far from the base. So far that you may be able to put assorted meats, veggies, fruits, etc. on it before grilling it.

When her tit popped out of her dress, her areola kabob held it open long enough for all to see.

by CIV June 1, 2006

Extra Large Areola disorder

When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.

When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder.

by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007

Areola Borealis

An awe-inspiring spectacle of the nipple. Widely pursued but infrequently witnessed.

"Did you see those girls last night?"
"Oh man! That was a total areola borealis!"

by Andrew Erickson April 25, 2006

Areola Boobitch

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.
Girl: Areola Boobitch.
Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

by JulieU July 12, 2004