Artemis 

The best but fattest cat in the world, she tries to hunt but fails by giving up in about a minute, she then tries to eat your own foot and gives up with that too. She doesnt live up to her full name but none the less, shes pretty extraordinary!

"Did you just see Artemis' attempt to get that fly?!"

"yea too bad she failed!"

Artemis by Areeject October 19, 2011

artemism 

An severe case of gas, due to a build up of bull shit.

"Oh man, I've got Artemism"

"Its the beans man"

artemism by Awesome KVS October 28, 2013

Artemis 

An adorable cavalier king charles spaniel. She is so loyal, sweet, fun, playful and brings joy to everyone! The thing is, she is stuck living with a fat and abusive man. The poor doggy needs to be rescued, someone save her :(

I love Artemis, but she needs to be free from her filthy owner.

Artemis by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

artemis fowl 

The most confusing book I've ever attempted to read.

I read one page of that book and had to take a brain-break.

artemis fowl by Sydney January 11, 2005

arteist 

a person who is dumb and annoying.

“bro Jacob Sartorius is failing math”
“hes literally such a arteist”

arteist by PAN-PERIODT January 28, 2021

artemis 

A girl who appears virginal but can be had if you can get by her small boobs, narrow hips, and boyish ass.

artemises (plural) often miss the smegma spot when washing up. Beware!

artemis by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

Artemis Fowl: The Trial of the Seven Thieves 

The fifth installment in the award winning series Artemis Fowl. This book won the 2009 Cupachilli Award in the category of Outstanding Childrens Novel.

And the winner of the Cupachilli Award for Outstanding Childrens Novel goes to.....ARTEMIS FOWL: THE TRIAL OF THE SEVEN THIEVES!

Artemis Fowl: The Trial of the Seven Thieves by Nillypoo Shampoo June 11, 2009