armando

The embodiment of an all-around man. A strikingly handsome face coupled with a winsome killer smile, most of the time is a evilish smirk, a pair of deep, expressive eyes that look at you like you're the only one in the world, an impeccable body language coupled with an oh-so-cool façade, a trendy fashion statement coupled with a mysteriously alluring aura that held much aplomb and virility. There he is, wearing his pair of tight jeans, jacket & a pair of Ray-Bans. He's on his way to a band's show. He is the James Dean of the night.

Oh my!... Did you see that guy, he's such an Armando. Sooo Hot!!

I don't know what it is but that guy over there radiates such an alluring vibe, he is gotta be an Armando.

by scantily gorgeousity February 4, 2010

Armando

a loving, sweet, nice guy; the perfect boyfriend and soon to be husband material. when you're with him you feel like nothing else matters. he is the type of guy who pleases his girl in so many ways. he is also very romantic and to sum it all up, the PERFECT gentlemen.

Armando; the love of my life.

by his number one girl. February 19, 2010

baby armadillo

When a male succumbs to a female in a pure act of lustful romance, by locking his wrists and ankles together, while on his back allowing the female to suckle at his anal buffet. To intensify the experience while the female is licking the baby armadillos bum hole the male should lightly rock back and forth on his back in a soothing motion. Extra points are awarded if a fart is inserted into the females oral cavity.

James- I think that tonight is the night me and Amanda take our relationship to the next level.

Jonny- are you thinking of proposing

James - no, I'm gonna be waiting for her when she gets home from work in full baby armadillo.

by Deluxe247 March 11, 2017

Armahni

Very intelligent has a great personality very pretty and always has the center of attention Armahni can be very popular and is very successful in what they do

Armahni is very pretty

by Babygurlmahni December 22, 2016

Armadillo Chew

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.

I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

Transformers Armada

A franchise, beginning in 2002 and ending in 2003, that saw the introduction of the Mini-cons into the Transformers lore.
So basically, Transformers meets Pokemon. The Autobot gotta catch all dem Mini-cons before the Decepticons do.
Eventually all the Transformers have to team up and kill Unicron, but not before Megatron (at that point Galvatron) and Starscream get killed.

ME: Damn dude, haven't you watched Transformers Armada?
FRIEND: No.
ME: Your life is worthless then.

by Boo69Boo69 November 16, 2018

Eslabon armado

He makes the best songs ever and i think you should go listen to him

friend 1 "have you ever listened to eslabon armado?"
Friend 2 "no whos that?"
Friend 1"bruh what"

by i ❤ u May 19, 2022