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A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.
guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?
by AxolAtlas February 11, 2021
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aristomenis

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aristomenis:
There lived a certain man in Sfakia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Xaniwtika chicks he was such a lovely dear
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ariton

Ariton is the only person that you can trust a 100%! He is the most reliable person on planet Earth. If he’s your friend, you’re the second luckiest person. Number One is Ariton Himself because he isn’t only the most loyal guy. He also has the biggest dick. If you want him to love you forever, buy him weed. As simple as that!
Ariton Is the king of blunts!
by SaturnusDemons April 30, 2021
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arison

The sexiest thing alive. I want to lick his face off.
I wish I can have a Arison as a boyfriend. I know you girls want a Arison.
by Wassa3834 June 27, 2017
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the aristocrats

Title of infamous joke without a punchline. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. The middle is improvised, with gross, incetuous and obscene sexual acts often the topic of choice. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies "the aristocrats."
"That doesn't make any fucking sense. Why is 'the aristocrats' funny?"
by Shurloque Homnes January 25, 2005
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nicole aniston

thicc blonde with some big ass tities
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Aniston

Aniston is one of the best friends you will ever have. If Your lucky enough to be her girlfriend, make sure you stay with her. She is loving and caring even if she isn’t in the best mood. She will always make you laugh even at serious times. She is insecure even though she shouldn’t be because she is beautiful. I am so happy I have an Aniston in my life. She makes your day a thousand times better. Also she is dummy thiccc
Aniston is dummy thiccc
by Aniston thick May 21, 2019
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