April 5th

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine

by pizza crumbs April 24, 2021

April 5th

Harass your cousins day

I will harass you on April 5th

by Manmaker April 5, 2023

April 5th

A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.

Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick

by Ryka0904 January 11, 2023

April 5th

April 5th is national beat the fuck out of Trike v2 day

did you know april 5th is national beat the fuck out of trike v2 day

by Coral69420 March 26, 2021

April 5th

National Roast ppl day
Roast anyone on this day.

Person 1: Today's April 5th!
Person 2: Imma roast u

by just_a_chill_dude March 15, 2025

April 5th

April 5th is national “fin grows a pair of balls and Dylan punches them in their new sack day”

“Be careful. It’s April 5th. And Dylan’s right over there!!”

by Ilovemyspouse April 5, 2024

April 5th

National send your husband/bf an arch pic for the special day

Bae it’s April 5th arch pic day you know what Time it is.

by Jfhhdhdhchchxh April 5, 2024