April 5th

Harass your cousins day

I will harass you on April 5th

by Manmaker April 05, 2023

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April 5th is national “fin grows a pair of balls and Dylan punches them in their new sack day”

“Be careful. It’s April 5th. And Dylan’s right over there!!”

by Ilovemyspouse April 05, 2024

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National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.

Aaron- Guess what
Grace- what?
Aaron- it’s April 5th
Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this

by Sparky.Sparkles April 05, 2022

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April 5th is national Salma day. If your name is Salma then that is your national day

Hey dude what day is it?

Oh it’s April 5th

Yooo isn’t it national Salma day?

by Salsa ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ March 14, 2023

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I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022

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