a word to be used in event of shock or aggrivation; to be used in place of 'oh my god', 'holy moses', or 'shit'.
Anoof! You scared me!
by xllamasx June 17, 2008
Get the anoof mug.The disorder of returning to Facebook when you are bored or have no more current tasks; limitation of productivity. Usually induces lethargy.
Origin: Latin "apocatastaticus" meaning returning, or to return, Latin "foraminatus" meaning bored.
Origin: Latin "apocatastaticus" meaning returning, or to return, Latin "foraminatus" meaning bored.
"I have apofloria... bad"
"Theres never anything exiting on Facebook, but my apolforia still controls me"
"Theres never anything exiting on Facebook, but my apolforia still controls me"
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(noun) - The most irrational, irresponsible, and ignorant conglomerate of humans ever to live.
(noun) - The most irrational, irresponsible, and ignorant conglomerate of humans ever to live.
Typical statements by typical apofs:
"Oil is plentiful. As long as I can get $2 p/gallon, what's the big deal?"
"I would bring my reusable mug to Starbucks, but it's such a hassle."
"Marijuana kills!"
"You can't drink until you're 21! Then it's safe!"
"Obamacare's gonna pull the plug on Granny!"
"So do you kids like, you know, hang out in cyberspace?"
"The inter-nets are a series of tubes..."
"Buying canvas shopping bags would be silly. I don't have room for them in my car!"
"I would drive a smaller car, but I really need the space!"
"America speaks English! I don't wanna learn to speak Mexican!"
"Wind turbines are too ugly to be near MY house"
"Oil is plentiful. As long as I can get $2 p/gallon, what's the big deal?"
"I would bring my reusable mug to Starbucks, but it's such a hassle."
"Marijuana kills!"
"You can't drink until you're 21! Then it's safe!"
"Obamacare's gonna pull the plug on Granny!"
"So do you kids like, you know, hang out in cyberspace?"
"The inter-nets are a series of tubes..."
"Buying canvas shopping bags would be silly. I don't have room for them in my car!"
"I would drive a smaller car, but I really need the space!"
"America speaks English! I don't wanna learn to speak Mexican!"
"Wind turbines are too ugly to be near MY house"
by chicagoan992 September 2, 2009
Get the APOF mug.A very quiet person who might be making plans in his head about how to rule the world.This type of person never and i mean never talks.
by Deepanshu January 11, 2008
Get the Apoorv mug.When one is too shy to poop at a friend's house, and must resort to coming up with lies and excuses to go back to their house in order to take care of business.
"Homie says he went home to check on his cat, but I'm pretty sure he went home to take a dump."
"Why didn't he just go here?"
"Because there's only one bathroom and he's poop aloof."
"Why didn't he just go here?"
"Because there's only one bathroom and he's poop aloof."
by Beehiver January 26, 2010
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