Skip to main content
acronym standing for "American Parent Over Forty"

(noun) - The most irrational, irresponsible, and ignorant conglomerate of humans ever to live.
Typical statements by typical apofs:

"Oil is plentiful. As long as I can get $2 p/gallon, what's the big deal?"

"I would bring my reusable mug to Starbucks, but it's such a hassle."

"Marijuana kills!"

"You can't drink until you're 21! Then it's safe!"

"Obamacare's gonna pull the plug on Granny!"

"So do you kids like, you know, hang out in cyberspace?"

"The inter-nets are a series of tubes..."

"Buying canvas shopping bags would be silly. I don't have room for them in my car!"

"I would drive a smaller car, but I really need the space!"

"America speaks English! I don't wanna learn to speak Mexican!"

"Wind turbines are too ugly to be near MY house"
APOF by chicagoan992 September 2, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Apofloria 

The disorder of returning to Facebook when you are bored or have no more current tasks; limitation of productivity. Usually induces lethargy.

Origin: Latin "apocatastaticus" meaning returning, or to return, Latin "foraminatus" meaning bored.
"I have apofloria... bad"
"Theres never anything exiting on Facebook, but my apolforia still controls me"
Apofloria by AlexanderSmith November 8, 2011
Related Words
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more