APOF

acronym standing for "American Parent Over Forty"

(noun) - The most irrational, irresponsible, and ignorant conglomerate of humans ever to live.

Typical statements by typical apofs:

"Oil is plentiful. As long as I can get $2 p/gallon, what's the big deal?"

"I would bring my reusable mug to Starbucks, but it's such a hassle."

"Marijuana kills!"

"You can't drink until you're 21! Then it's safe!"

"Obamacare's gonna pull the plug on Granny!"

"So do you kids like, you know, hang out in cyberspace?"

"The inter-nets are a series of tubes..."

"Buying canvas shopping bags would be silly. I don't have room for them in my car!"

"I would drive a smaller car, but I really need the space!"

"America speaks English! I don't wanna learn to speak Mexican!"

"Wind turbines are too ugly to be near MY house"

APOF by chicagoan992 September 2, 2009

Apofloria 

The disorder of returning to Facebook when you are bored or have no more current tasks; limitation of productivity. Usually induces lethargy.

Origin: Latin "apocatastaticus" meaning returning, or to return, Latin "foraminatus" meaning bored.

"I have apofloria... bad"
"Theres never anything exiting on Facebook, but my apolforia still controls me"

Apofloria by AlexanderSmith November 8, 2011