APOF

acronym standing for "American Parent Over Forty"

(noun) - The most irrational, irresponsible, and ignorant conglomerate of humans ever to live.

Typical statements by typical apofs:

"Oil is plentiful. As long as I can get $2 p/gallon, what's the big deal?"

"I would bring my reusable mug to Starbucks, but it's such a hassle."

"Marijuana kills!"

"You can't drink until you're 21! Then it's safe!"

"Obamacare's gonna pull the plug on Granny!"

"So do you kids like, you know, hang out in cyberspace?"

"The inter-nets are a series of tubes..."

"Buying canvas shopping bags would be silly. I don't have room for them in my car!"

"I would drive a smaller car, but I really need the space!"

"America speaks English! I don't wanna learn to speak Mexican!"

"Wind turbines are too ugly to be near MY house"

APOF by chicagoan992 September 2, 2009

Apofloria 

The disorder of returning to Facebook when you are bored or have no more current tasks; limitation of productivity. Usually induces lethargy.

Origin: Latin "apocatastaticus" meaning returning, or to return, Latin "foraminatus" meaning bored.

"I have apofloria... bad"
"Theres never anything exiting on Facebook, but my apolforia still controls me"

Apofloria by AlexanderSmith November 8, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016