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acronym standing for "American Parent Over Forty"

(noun) - The most irrational, irresponsible, and ignorant conglomerate of humans ever to live.
Typical statements by typical apofs:

"Oil is plentiful. As long as I can get $2 p/gallon, what's the big deal?"

"I would bring my reusable mug to Starbucks, but it's such a hassle."

"Marijuana kills!"

"You can't drink until you're 21! Then it's safe!"

"Obamacare's gonna pull the plug on Granny!"

"So do you kids like, you know, hang out in cyberspace?"

"The inter-nets are a series of tubes..."

"Buying canvas shopping bags would be silly. I don't have room for them in my car!"

"I would drive a smaller car, but I really need the space!"

"America speaks English! I don't wanna learn to speak Mexican!"

"Wind turbines are too ugly to be near MY house"
APOF by chicagoan992 September 2, 2009
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Apofloria 

The disorder of returning to Facebook when you are bored or have no more current tasks; limitation of productivity. Usually induces lethargy.

Origin: Latin "apocatastaticus" meaning returning, or to return, Latin "foraminatus" meaning bored.
"I have apofloria... bad"
"Theres never anything exiting on Facebook, but my apolforia still controls me"
Apofloria by AlexanderSmith November 8, 2011
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

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Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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