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nissan altima

The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.
Damn bro I think she’s the one.”

“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”
by Mirgdorl June 21, 2022
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Alligator Fuckhouse

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."
by Alligator Fuckmaster April 26, 2006
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allman brothers

The Allman Brothers are a liquid poetry, thrums of the guitar strumming over you. Your own personal connection to the mystic, yours for this night only. Running down your arms and legs, licks a delicious delight. You are caught up in the drive of the guitars, those phantasmic twin guitars, but then you notice the bass. Actually, you don't hear it unless you really listen, actually it's the bass that pulls the song along. Keeping time and sending us the sweetest of vibrations. Did I say keyboards? Gregg's moody touches on his keys punctuating, emphasizing. And JABUMA! Jabuma, Jabuma! Sounds just like what it is, the percussion section, the freakin' percussion section. Can you deny it? Their drums, triple threat, pull you up in a wave and send you along the beat. Nothing better than a good drum solo. The Allmans? They are my heartbeat. I live for the first few notes of Jessica, knowing that I get to hear at least 15 minutes more of joy. The Allmans woke my soul. That's how I define them.
The Allman Brothers will be in ATLANTA soon!
by littlemulegal July 29, 2006
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Alima

Also means music. A sea maiden. Someone who is caring, loving and can be very fierce. Someone who will protect the people she loves and cares about. Always has a smile on her face and forgives easily.
by Aliez October 30, 2018
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Big Lipped Alligator Moment

First coined by The Nostalgia Chick in the "Ferngully" episode of The Nostalgia Critic, in which they did a duo review.

A Big Lipped Alligator Moment refers to "the big lipped alligator scene from All Dogs Go To Heaven. This is named after the random musical number sung by a big lipped alligator towards the end of the film; a scene that comes right-the-fuck out of nowhere, has little to no bearing whatsoever in the plot, is way over the top in terms of ridiculousness (even in the context of the movie), and after it happens, no one ever speaks of it again."

In short: It refers to any and all random musical scenes that have no merit in terms of plot, are very over the top and silly, and are oddly never explained or mentioned ever.

Such scenes include:
-The dancing fire gang from Labyrinth
-The pink elephants from Dumbo
-The creepy tunnel scene from Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
-And the sexually undertoned blue Gila Monster (the type of lizard is debatable) song, "If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might as Well Be You)", from Ferngully
If you are watching a film, and a random musical scene plays, after which you are forced to drop your jaw and go "What the hell was that?", then you have just witnessed a Big Lipped Alligator Moment.
by ZjNime May 18, 2009
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Alliance of Valiant Arms

A first person shooter (fps) by Ijji, who have released other games such as "Genesis", and "Huxley" (requires subscription).

It's free and fun, containing many modes and guns (though some use a gambling lottery system to receive them. The game has some hackers, but not as much as many of the other fps that can be found (such as Combat Arms).
Tom: Hey Joe whatcha playin' there?
Joe: Oh, its called Alliance of Valiant Arms. Wanna see?
Tom: LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO U NUBCAKE COMBAT ARMS FTWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Joe:Fine, go play FaggotArms
by TheRevealeroftheTruth July 20, 2011
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alligator test

Putting your finger inside a girls mouth to test to see if she is going to use teeth, AKA is a cheese grater.
Bro1: Did you get head from that chick last night?
Bro2: No, she failed the alligator test. No way I would put my dick in there.
by GangBangOrangutan February 28, 2011
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