girl #1: how was making out with jim the other night?
girl #2: ugh, he was totally pulling an alistair on me the entire time! it was gross.
girl #3: what a loser.
girl #2: ugh, he was totally pulling an alistair on me the entire time! it was gross.
girl #3: what a loser.
by bella danger January 4, 2009
Get the pulling an alistairmug. A real low down and dirty son of a bitch that'll put the can in cannibalism if you get between him an a hot meal when he's hungry. Either patient as hell or temper on a hair trigger, one of the two. Slightly, vindictive slightly savage side that finds trouble. Goes with the name; defender of man. He's loyal. He's full of shit and can be annoying at times. And how oblivious he can be is infruriating. The reality is he has a shy sensitive side and has no game.
Omeegee you're an Alistair!? Your dick too big, too much effort get f*ck out
But I paid for an hour
You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.
Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.
I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.
What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
But I paid for an hour
You go now, f*ck off, too big, no refund, get f*ck out.
Bro that guy Alistair we did cocaine with in the back alley that time was such a chill dude. He bought a bag and got $5 change from the dealer.
I can't believe Alistair broke up with me after 'not reciporicating oral sex' was played in a game of cards against humanity. He was so good with his tongue and fingers.
What?? You weren't sucking his dick?
No, didn't need to, do you have any idea how huge that thing is?
by woke@$6ruh July 23, 2022
Get the Alistairmug. 
Alistair is the best boy ever he’s very caring, nice, handsome, sexy, tall, smart but to lazy to try half the time, gorgeous, cute when he needs to be, natural leader, sporty, loyal, honest, confident, has lots of dreams and lots more.
Alistair is also the best person you’ll ever meet he can either be your best friend or your enemy and you know which one you want to be because if your not fiends you’ll lose him forever which you’ll regret because when you need him he won’t be there.
Alistair is also a massive laddies man he can pull almost anyone if he’s attracted to them and if he wants them they all love him aswell, he won’t waste anytime on anyone who drags him down.
A bonus to an Alistair is that they have a very incredibly sized schlong and they know how to work that thing in bed believe me I know from first hand experience or just any sexual things they know how to do perfectly.
Overall Alistair is really a STAR person that everyone should love.
Alistair is also the best person you’ll ever meet he can either be your best friend or your enemy and you know which one you want to be because if your not fiends you’ll lose him forever which you’ll regret because when you need him he won’t be there.
Alistair is also a massive laddies man he can pull almost anyone if he’s attracted to them and if he wants them they all love him aswell, he won’t waste anytime on anyone who drags him down.
A bonus to an Alistair is that they have a very incredibly sized schlong and they know how to work that thing in bed believe me I know from first hand experience or just any sexual things they know how to do perfectly.
Overall Alistair is really a STAR person that everyone should love.
by First hand experience1# November 23, 2021
Get the Alistairmug. A guy who is so cool that he makes Elon Musk seem like a Chad (which is one status below "Giga Chad"). An Alistair might seem like his Schlong is only 17", but in actuality, it is 40". It is also a well-known fact that anyone who doesn't like an Alistair will suffer the wrath of the shrexy Poseidon. Alistairs usually have a bank account with numbers ranging from 15-80 zeros. They also make a living off of signing people's important possessions. I mean, who wouldn't want their baby to be signed by an Alistair?
by Not Alistair March 4, 2022
Get the Alistairmug. The personification of intelligence and also SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
Your really acting like Alistair Tusar when you say SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????
by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024
Get the Alistair Tusarmug. by SpiderWebb2.0 August 6, 2023
Get the Alistairmug.