Alistair

An Alistair is a man who was immediately granted the powers of God at birth. He is always born to be the coolest, handsomest, mostest professionalest bowler, street fighter, and/or baker. Anyone who intends to hurt an Alistair will be smited by Alistair due to the mere thought. All Alistairs have an average GPA of 19.7, and are right below Cithulu in the food chain. All Alistairs are awesome as balls. They also reach maximum capacity schlongs at the age of 9.

Don't look Alistair in the eye; He'll fucking kill you.

If I don't pay Alistair the money I owe him, He'll break my face.

Alistair found a penny on the ground but then lost it so now He's looking for me because He needs something to punch. h e l p m e

by Not Alistair November 24, 2021

Alistair/Star

Alistair/Star, aka Dris' bf

Star is very unfunny

D : Alistair/Star is so funny.

? : No he isn't.

by Alistair._ April 19, 2021

Alistair

Alistair has a weird hair style, wears white suburban clothing, and has a terrible taste in movies. His personality revolves around being a simp

Alistair is such a simp for that girl!

by moodyboy March 15, 2022

Alistair

Alistair, just a fed really

Look at that Alistair..
Yeah, defo a fed.

by BossmanDan December 15, 2020

Alistair

I will not be forced to take dictations.

Alistair will not be forced to take dictations.

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023

Alistair Bayley

The most amazing man in the world!

A term for describing someone who is perfect, amazing, fabulous, wonderful, charming, attractive, handsome... etc.

Omg look! It’s Alistair Bayley! He is so handsome and I am about to faint.

by 咖啡啡啡（tryingtobeabetterme） May 10, 2020

Alistair Moment

Being either extremely stubborn, or extremely tired

It's 19:00 and he is still asleep, Alistair Moment.

by Cosmic_King_ December 27, 2023