Alonzo

This is a great means a great man that impacted many lives also is good at games and getting girls can do very well in sports but, with every Alonzo lies a path to greatness and each Alonzo chooses there preferred

Alonzo mourning is a very good basket ball player

I want to be just like Alonzo leasing the women and getting ahead in task

Alonzo is dominant and far superior task he tries in.

by Alõnza Bailey April 2, 2019

Alfonzo

To rub and relieve sore genitalia.

Man I pulled a muscle in my groin at practice, I could use an alfonzo.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

alonzo

a fat, curly haired young man who never gets off the computer. He needs more exercise.

"Alonzo, you need more exercise."

by skinnyman123 June 6, 2009

Alonzo

A psychopath that belongs in a mental asylum

Joker from Batman is a physcopath
Wow Alonzo is a psychopath!

by yomomma214 March 9, 2019

Alonzo

A big guy with an anger problem and would do anything to turn your friends against you. he would be nice to you some days but would eventually find a way to fight with you.

damn, you are always acting like an Alonzo dude

by qimpky May 15, 2020

Alonzo

A clown ass nigga who simps over e girls. Also is a very big mad ants supporter. Alonzo has no chin, and has pubes on his hair.

Alonzo: Fawn is my bitch an yall can't bag her losers.
Angel: I thought you was my mine.
Alonzo: Sorry but i must take Fawn to the mad ants game.
Typical Viewer: Go play some marvins room by drake you fucking clown ass simp

by AtticIsMyCity April 12, 2019

Alonzo Gonzalez

A young boy who lives in southern california. 16 years of age. Puerto rican, and a fuckin pimp.

See Nicole Cekov shes a hottie.

Damn Alonzo your a striaght thug.

by Puerto Rican Thug November 12, 2003