Noun. An Alfred is a hipster of the worst, most extreme variety; most frequently found in San Francisco, Brooklyn, and Silverlake. Wearing American Apparel and going gluten-free doesn't make you an Alfred. Greasing your mustache and sporting a monocle makes you an Alfred.
"Did you see the pants on that Alfred? I get that rolling your jeans is trendy, but that guy looked like he was wearing capris. Your socks aren't that cool, buddy."
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That quiet kid who sits at the back of the room only talking to the black history fanatic! HE has these big DIRTY lips and only eats raw fish. If you see Alfred, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! He will punch and kick and WHO KNOWS WHAT?!?! He is quiet because he is plotting his plans. Run.
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Get the alfred mug.The most Ann kid you most likely know. Lies about his race. Does some autistic shit. Only girlfriend he ever had is his own sister.(insist having ass) oftenly does gay stuff and has no friends except for the special needs kids. Is also usually bald
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