by Tyto_alba December 18, 2014
by Rydel92 September 06, 2008
A form of arguing when you take the most decisive evidence, sound thinking, and non-debatable logic, and promptly debunk it in the most uncreative, asinine, and ass-backwards way possible without even thinking.
Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.
Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.
Cop: You're fingerprints are on the murder weapon, the victim's blood is on your coat, a witness says you did it.
Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.
Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!
Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.
Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!
by Bugsy McGee May 08, 2011
when you constantly miss alba and feel that spending one more day without her might be fatal for you
by flowerbromance January 02, 2022
(1)a female with both looks and brains, but doesn't have to use them to attain popularity; the opposite of a paris hilton
(2)a attractive multi-racial female, also known as a dark angel. Similar term: halle berry
(2)a attractive multi-racial female, also known as a dark angel. Similar term: halle berry
by Rolie Platnin July 20, 2005
Example 1:
Jerking
Every
Second
Savagely
Imagining
Caressing
Alba
And
Licking
Beautiful
Alba
Example 2:
Joe: Hey Bob, you wanna go drinking at the bar tonight?
Bob: Nah, there's always a huge traffic jam up there every Friday. I think I'm gonna stay home and masturbate.
Joe: If I am at the liberty of asking, to whom or what will you be pleasuring yourself to this evening?
Bob: I don't know, I'm getting bored of the same old stuff.
Joe: What about Jessica Alba? She really gets my balls brewing!
Bob: Great idea! She's also been falsely regarded as the "sexiest woman alive" for quite some time now. Sexiest woman in the fucking Known Universe is more like it!
Joe: Fuck yeah! Now go fap off to that shit!
Bob: I will!
Example 3:
John: Did you see that chick that just walked by? What a babe, I would chop off my legs and arms just to have the opportunity to eat her shit.
Jay: Yeah, she's a total Jessica Alba.
Jerking
Every
Second
Savagely
Imagining
Caressing
Alba
And
Licking
Beautiful
Alba
Example 2:
Joe: Hey Bob, you wanna go drinking at the bar tonight?
Bob: Nah, there's always a huge traffic jam up there every Friday. I think I'm gonna stay home and masturbate.
Joe: If I am at the liberty of asking, to whom or what will you be pleasuring yourself to this evening?
Bob: I don't know, I'm getting bored of the same old stuff.
Joe: What about Jessica Alba? She really gets my balls brewing!
Bob: Great idea! She's also been falsely regarded as the "sexiest woman alive" for quite some time now. Sexiest woman in the fucking Known Universe is more like it!
Joe: Fuck yeah! Now go fap off to that shit!
Bob: I will!
Example 3:
John: Did you see that chick that just walked by? What a babe, I would chop off my legs and arms just to have the opportunity to eat her shit.
Jay: Yeah, she's a total Jessica Alba.
by TZG_Eleven June 15, 2011
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