Alaskan Pipeline

The act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

"yo did you give that girl an Alaskan pipeline?"
"yeah it was awesome! it only took 3-4 hours for it to freeze!"

by Daym637382837292 September 3, 2009

trans-alaskan pipeline

Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.

Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.

by Se7en November 15, 2006

alaskan pipeline

when someone shits inside of a condem and freezes it to make a dildo

hun i think your alaskan pipeline is melting

by thunderdumplin December 14, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of Defectating, placing the feces in the freezer, and once the feces are frozen, proceeding to insert the frozen feces into somone else's anus.

Bob said he gave some hooker an alaskan pipeline yesterday. What a sick bastard!

by Baka Derka Allah March 30, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

n: a condom that has been filled with feces and frozen, used for insertion into a vaginal or anal orifice.

... and then, at the last minute, he whipped out his trusty Alaskan Pipeline ...

by powderedtoastman01 May 12, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze

An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.

Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.

by Felix Torino November 2, 2019

Alaskan Pipeline

Pooping and freezing the poop so you can use it as a dildo.

She gave me her Alaskan Pipeline for fun.

by 9191 July 22, 2009