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Alahoyus

Alahoyus.

1. A Venusian greeting. combines the subject "Alahoy" or "Hello", and the suffix "us" or "all of us together" to create = "Hello all of us here together".

2. The common greeting used by the Venusians as told to us by Valient Thorr, a band who escaped the planet Venus before baby Venusians were seeded to the Earth, arriving here unstuck from their own timestream.

3. A common hello or goodbye on the planet Venus and among fans of the band Valient Thorr.
Ex 1: "Alahoyus yall!"

Ex 2: "Alahoyus everyone, we're Valient Thorr from the planet Venus!"

Ex 3: "Alahoyus brotha. You wanna double dog down on some barbeque? I'm hungrier than two mafks."
by Valient Himself December 15, 2011
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Alaboner

- noun

The Alabama fan's bodily reaction and experience when thinking or talking about Alabama football.

Alabama fans often enjoy sharing their alaboners.
Jeff: "Hey Gordon, I looked at a picture of Nick Saban last night and I got an alaboner."

Gordon: "How big was it?"

Jeff:"Massive!"
Gordon: "Sweet."

Ricky: "Hey Bobby let's look at pictures of Coach Bryant and share our alaboners!"
Bobby: "Awesome idea Ricky, I just bought some fatty nattys."
by Andythebigman January 3, 2011
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Alabama Wet Wipe

Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping
Man my poope stuck to my butthole so I did an Alabama Wet Wipe and it worked like a charm
by Lilith_The_Destroyer November 2, 2020
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Alanood

A beautiful women who has the purest heart on earth. One in a million , if you find her keep her close! She is a keeper! One of the best persons living!
Alanood is the sweetest friend I could ask for! So thankful for her .
by Beautiful smart love September 7, 2016
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alabama tuck in

The act of one man gaping another man's asshole, then gently resting his balls inside.
Hey brother, give me one of those Alabama tuck in's.
by xXxMcBeaverxXx August 28, 2017
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alabama chrome

Dood you need to fix your car, some alabama chrome will fix you up right
by m750 April 15, 2004
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Sweet home Alabama

What is your favorite ship?
My favorite ship is nezuko x tanjiro
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
by Panic! Just fucking panic August 7, 2020
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