Portuguese Air Biscuit

The pocket of air that forms inside of your wetsuit after farting.

Dude 1: Why did you miss that wave?

Dude 2:I just farted and I can feel the Portuguese Air Biscuit making its way up my back.

by cranahan May 10, 2011

Pink Air Biscuit

When a woman queefs into her hand and then offers someone a sniff.

He thought it was SOOO funny to give me a hot air biscuit. So I surprised the shit out of him when I loaded up a pink air biscuit for him to enjoy. I jammed it under his nose and said "Sniff this Bubba". I know mine smelt better than his did. Then I fucked his brains out.

by Ronald Byrd January 9, 2019

Clam with air biscuit

Girl farting while she receives oral sex

Daniele gave me a clam with air biscuit last night.

by Eric70 September 11, 2016

Eating Air Biscuits

When someone is very obviously on drugs. Usually Meth.

Look that that tweeker over there eating air biscuits.

by J Biggy December 18, 2020

air biscuit

A Shit, that no matter how ever hard you try to flush it, it just wont go down.

Damn Man, who did the fucking air biscuit in my moms bathroom?

by Niblock May 17, 2007

Poop-Poo air biscuit

When you try to push out gas as you fart though your anus . But A combination of a fart and stool (shit) get pushed out at the same exact time through your butt hole . Wishing you were wearing a diaper .Producing an offensive smell

Holy shit ! Did Jesse just dust crop us it smells so bad he must of dropped a poop-poo air Biscuit on us . That prick ........lol

by Large in charge March 22, 2019

floating an air biscuit

Synonym for doing nothing important or helpful.

Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit

Bag of prunes: same

by Mars'seile April 2, 2016