ahem

Ahem is a when you cough but it can be a nickname Ahem can be a person who is very kind she is also a baddie she is caring tell her anything she will understand she or he is a good girlfriend and you should love her or him because they are loyal and loving they probably even text you nearly everyday

Be a Ahem please

by Ur therapist January 14, 2022

Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist

A skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases 'Silence! I kill you!', 'Stop touching me!' and 'Knock Knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Me! I kill you!'

As Ahkmed is the body of an Muslim Suicide Bomber working for Bin Laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are Muslim, or Indian. (Not being racist here)

Joey: Hey, I got Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist on my cell phone!
Steve: 'Cool! Let's hear it!'
Ahkmed: 'Silence! I kill you!'
Masood: 'Is that a suicide bomber? That's so racist!'

by DramionePerfected May 17, 2010

You have an ahem in your wooting

You have a happiness in your genitalia
* you have an ahem in your wooting*

You have an enjoyment in your penile area LOL At the person
* you have an ahem in your wooting*
you enjoy penises
you have fun with ahems
you like to enjoy some ones private area

by Elliexxxxxxxxxxxx September 29, 2006

ahem

4th grade teachers favorite word

students: talk
4th grade teacher: ahem

by Godwilla November 23, 2019

ahem

to sarcastically mean something

rosie: oh yes, im going to rob a bank now... ahem

by saz_bear92 May 16, 2006

ahmeme

A memey little doodoo who confessed to an alien but got rejected. Also he's emo to the extremo

Dang Ahmeme chill with the emo vibe

by notasha January 17, 2017

ahmeme

when u hear a certain person crack a stale meme

Ahmaey: "My name jeff"
Bill: "oh no dont crack an ahmeme!"

by killbill555 May 21, 2017