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Outbox Agoraphobia

Outbox Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder suffered by text messages. Much like the human equivalent, agoraphobia, outbox agoraphobia is where the text message suffers from panic attacks in the public, and so decides it best to stay in the relative safety of the outbox.
The condition is most commonly caused by lack of mobile reception and/or lack of mobile credit.
Side effects of the disorder include anxiety of the phone owner themself as they don't recieve a reply, and then annoyance as they realize the text is still sitting in their outbox ready to resend an hour later.
text conversation:
17.31-Phoebe: What time is the table booked for? x
18.26-Phoebe: James? What time is it booked for? x
18.27-James: Oh sorry! It was for 6pm, I thought you were late, I sent you a reply earlier but it had outbox agoraphobia! x
by fluorescent June 22, 2009
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Aroura

Noun-a beautiful girl born on the coldest of nights usually when the Northern Lights can be viewed
-Beautiful, starstruck baby girl the stuff dreams are made of
-Princess Aroura: The character from the popular Disney Princess Sleeping Beauty
Princess Aroura was the delight of the entire kingdom.
Aroura is the light of my life.
The northern lights are also known as the arouras.
by swanlara February 3, 2010
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Ahoura

Ahoura is a very hot, funny and caring man who is also a very good leader.
Hey Ahoura.
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Aroura

"Dear Aroura,..."
"Umm it's actually spelled 'Aurora'"
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Ahoura

Ahoura is Funny and a real man. He is no pussy or wimp, all ladies fall for him because of his looks, and his flirting skills, and many girls lay him for the extraordinary size of his cock. He knows how to get girls off within minutes, and every girls want to be with him forever.
“Omg, you see that ahoura over there?” “Yeah I wish I could be with him, he's so hot
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azoura

Azoura is literally a fucking goddess. She is usually tall as fuck but that’s ok because we love tall women. Azoura can be the sweetest and most caring girl you can ever meet but the minute you abuse her niceness she will literally forget you even exist. She gives bomb ass head and I’m talking soul evaporating, gripping the sheets, legs twitching type shit. She has a lot of crazy mental shit wrong with her but hey we love em crazy. If you ever meet a Azoura please keep her close because she is gem you will never find again nor ever forget.
Omg is that Azoura over there😍”?
“Bro I need me a Azoura.”
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Aroura

A lovely human being that I just so happen to love. The way aroura talks and acts is to die for, she is perfect. I'll never love anyone the same way I love her
Aroura, I love you. Please marry me one day
by Aster ♡ February 4, 2022
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