aftershock dump

When one has a healthy bowel movement, then shortly afterward has a sudden case of explosive diarrhea.

Fred took a healthy shit after being constipated for a while, and he knew that there was an aftershock dump right around the corner.

by shreddinfred September 26, 2013

Aftershock glow

When you're ex- girlfriend/boyfriend gets noticeably more attractive after the relationship is over:

Often a figmental allusion. Sometimes caused by a sudden motivation of the ex to impress others in means to consolidate their new entry into the single lifestyle.

"Damn Connor, her Aftershock glow has every guy in the school wanting to get in her pants! You might want to get her back."

by DryBurn April 15, 2016

Aftershock Shits

After dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, wiping and thinking youre done, another round of dookie is ready to escape the bum hole, and you are immediately back on the porcelain throne. Does not need to be diarrhea.

*Person 1 exits bathroom*

Person 2: Finally

*Person 1 eyes widen and rushes back in*

Person 2: Hey! You literally just finished

Person 1: I got Aftershock Shits dude!

by Doll of nightmares September 3, 2022

delayed aftershock

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.

After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.

by Yuudma February 13, 2018

poop aftershock

The feeling of slight soreness/dull aching pain following the act of immense bowel cleansing, coming from the anus expanding to a, sometimes, seemingly unbelievable amount.

Bobby: Are you okay, Chuck?
Chuck: Oh, I'm alright, I'm just experiencing some pretty horrendous poop aftershock.
Bobby: I told you not to have that fourth bean chalupa last night!

Sometimes I can barely walk after I take a huge POO! DAMN YOU, POOP AFTERSHOCK!!!

by Ashley and Abby February 9, 2008

Rejection aftershock

It's bad enough to be rejected but teasing and namecalling always comes after

You: will you go out with me?
Girl or guy: No!
Bystander 1: ha! Rejected
bystander 2: ha! Dumbass!!!
Bystander 3: Rejection aftershock!!

by Slang dude October 20, 2010

tetris aftershock

the continuous seeing of tetris shapes in one's head after the game of tetris has been completed.

i played tetris for three hours and now i have serious tetris aftershock.

by ass idiot douchebag October 8, 2011