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Afghanistan

1. A Central Asian Country

2. An incredibly poor central Asian country

3. An incredibly poor and corrupt central Asian country

4. An incredibly poor, corrupt and dysfunctional central Asian country

5. An incredibly poor, corrupt, dysfunctional and CURSED central Asian country

6. Land of the Afghans: Although there is no such thing as an Afghan, they’re either Pastuns, Tajiks or whatever and the only thing they agree on is that they don’t like each other. Occasionally they’ll reach a consensus on topics such as repealing infidels and the difference between sex with goats, donkeys and Tea Boys

7. Afghans like to make reference to repealing previous invaders, Alexander the Great, the British, the Russians. Truth be told none of the invaders saw any merit in staying in the country long enough to impart their modern ways and principles on the land and people, so left at the first possible convenience leaving the locals to their own corrupt and dysfunctional devices.

8. CURSED: Yes Afghanistan is cursed. While blaming the infidel for all their (many) troubles, they fail to see that their own stupidity and greed has put them into the exact position they find themselves. Proof: Who overthrew the Shah in 1973? An Afghan. Whats happened non stop since said overthrow? War, war and more war… Cursed I tell you. CURSED
How fucked is Afghanistan? Just look at the news papers... there's your example!
by Out Ofthere March 22, 2011
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Afghanistan

Country in Central or South- West Asia that is inhabited by Afghans. Persian and Pashto are the two most widely spoken languages of Afghanistan, but Persian seems to serve as the lingua franca.

Most Afghans belong to the Iranic people like for example Pashtuns and Tajiks but there are also many Turkic and Mongolian Afghans(Hazara) living in Afghanistan.

Afghanistan is an islamic country. About 80% are sunni muslims, while the rest belong to the shia sect.

Other names for Afghanistan are : Khorasan, Aryana or Pashtunistan.
Hey, do you know that the once so beautiful Afghanistan has been experiencing useless bloody wars for like the past 30 years now? Oh no, that is such a shame. I hope Afghanistan will find peace soon!
by msih May 20, 2014
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1. Afghanistan is a country which has defeated alot of Super Powers such as Alexander the Great, Gangez Khan, Persian forces, Moghual Forces, British Forces and Soviets.

2. A country that has been never defeated or conquered by any nation.

3. All of these wars and battles were not won by a regular Army, Almost all of those battles were fought by normal people.

4. (2004) a country that is currently under contruction , because of its many wars.

5. a cool country located in Central Asia.

6. A country that has hot summers and cold winters.

7. Official languages are pashtuh ,persian .but they do know a little english.
we better not mess with them or else they will kick our asses!

"those soviets were dumb for trying to conquer Afghanistan , i mean didn't they learn from its unbeatable record of kicking Super-Powers asses."
by matt09 August 27, 2005
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"the graveyard of empires"
Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great, the UK, the USSR & the Taliban/al-Qaeda all failed to conquer the notoriously rough mountainous terrain and all those empires crumbled as a result.

"may the gods save us from the tooth of the tiger, the venom of the cobra & the vengeance of the Afghan" --- Alexander the Great, King of Asia
if that crew comes in my hood, ima go Afghanistan on them
by MadMaxAveli October 26, 2017
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Afganistan

It is a wonderful place with bombs and terrorists.
Afganistan is located on Earth.
by not Jackie Chen June 15, 2017
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Someone like nuckra, who cannot spell
did you mean afghanistan -Google
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
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Afghani Blowtorch

A middle-eastern twist on the Brazilian fart fetish craze. An Afghani Blowtorch is when you hold a lighter in front of ones anus and have them pass gas in your face, putting you in flames.
Guy #1: Dude, what happened to your face?
Guy #2: You know that middle-eastern hooker Kajahl?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: She said she wanted to try something new, so she gave me an Afghani Blowtorch! Now my face is just a huge scar from the burns.
Guy #1: KINKY!
Guy #2: I KNOW, RIGHT?!
by jewsuschrist August 18, 2008
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