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Brown Tie Affair

The act of laying a turd on a partner's throat, specifically horizontally so it resembles a bow-tie.
Jessica squatted and laid a turd across Brandy's throat. It was a brown tie affair.
by bhurmam September 19, 2013
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Affixation Remorse

The feeling that you wasted an awesome sticker that you probably should have used elsewhere. Often the result of sticker paralysis, and similar to Tattoo Remorse
Dude 1: "why so glum?"
Dude 2: "Affixation remorse"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: I stuck that sweet vintage Apple sticker on my old PS2 Guitar Hero Guitar. I never even play that game any more. I should have put it on the rear window of my truck"
Dude 1: "what a waste"
by grimfish March 5, 2009
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affirmative blaction

A cheapshot program mandated by some government agencies and institutions to give preference to Africans based on their skin color alone, it can be used by females and certain other races as well, but africans are the main benefactor, hence the definition.
I can't believe it...I lost a spot at UM even though I have a higher test score to the other guy due to Affirmative Blaction giving him a 20 point raise in the test scores! /=(
by Piranha October 26, 2004
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affie

A shorter word for affilation, someone you keep in contact with at your website. Some link, but then one you visit often. Like a sitesister.
My affies have the same kinda sites like me.
by wickeddramaqueen September 24, 2006
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on-line affair

She suspected that her boyfriend was having an on-line affair when he started to become amazingly good at typing with one hand.
by yorrick hunt February 2, 2008
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cyber-affirmation

noun or verb

The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)

See also: cyber-vanity
Dan is totally into cyber-affirmation. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
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black tie affair

Social events where all attendees are expected to wear formal attire. Both males and females attending a black tie affair make efforts to comply with the dress code and choose clothing that is considered appropriate formal dress for the time of day, the season, and the nature of the event. A black tie affair is different from a semi-formal event, where there is a wider range of clothing options considered to be appropriate semi-formal attire.
I heard someone in our neighborhood was holding a black tie affair.
by Chipotle Guacabeefsky October 18, 2009
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