The act of thinking that something (i.e. essay, project, birth of a child) was due on a later day leading to last minute preparations, and half-assed work.
LISA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE BABY WAS DUE TODAY WE NEED TO GO!!!!
Eddie - DAMN IT!
Aaron - Damnit? what happened?
Eddie - I HATE ACCIDENTAL PROCRASTINATION
Aaron - Me too
Eddie - I thought these essays were due Tuesday
Eddie - DAMN IT!
Aaron - Damnit? what happened?
Eddie - I HATE ACCIDENTAL PROCRASTINATION
Aaron - Me too
Eddie - I thought these essays were due Tuesday
by THE Table! May 11, 2009
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Normal Guy: Dude you're drinking a PBR.
Accidental Hipster: Yea, its the cheapest beer at this bar.
Normal Guy: Where did you get those Ray-Bans?
Accidental Hipster: Found them in the parking lot.
Normal Guy: You are so accidental hipster right now.
Accidental Hipster: Oh Goddammit!
Accidental Hipster: Yea, its the cheapest beer at this bar.
Normal Guy: Where did you get those Ray-Bans?
Accidental Hipster: Found them in the parking lot.
Normal Guy: You are so accidental hipster right now.
Accidental Hipster: Oh Goddammit!
by sigourney beaver October 26, 2011
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A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.
While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.
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Get the accidental babies mug.Person 1: Dude! Why the hell did you click that?! That's sick!
Person 2: It was accidental clickage! I swear!
Person 2: It was accidental clickage! I swear!
by Leslie Jene February 12, 2009
Get the Accidental Clickage mug.When your actions end up helping your bro get the girl he's been going after. However it was never your intention to play the wingman and try to get them together. It just happened to play out that way. Can also happen with a girl accidentally helping her gf get a guy.
Bro: Hey so how did your date with brosky go?
Girl: It wasn't a date, we just hanged out.
Bro: Of course it was a date, he told me all about he was excited and... umm...
Girl: wait, he likes me?
Bro: I mean... so this weather has been crazy recently right?
Girl: Oh wow I can't believe I didn't see it till now. I guess I do kinda like him too.
*Later*
Brosky: Bro I can't believe you told her!
Bro: I didn't know she didn't know man! It was an accident.
Brosky: Well whatever, you were my accidental wingman. So thanks.
Bro: so you two do it yet?
Brosky: We're like rabbits bro!
Bro: nice!
Girl: It wasn't a date, we just hanged out.
Bro: Of course it was a date, he told me all about he was excited and... umm...
Girl: wait, he likes me?
Bro: I mean... so this weather has been crazy recently right?
Girl: Oh wow I can't believe I didn't see it till now. I guess I do kinda like him too.
*Later*
Brosky: Bro I can't believe you told her!
Bro: I didn't know she didn't know man! It was an accident.
Brosky: Well whatever, you were my accidental wingman. So thanks.
Bro: so you two do it yet?
Brosky: We're like rabbits bro!
Bro: nice!
by d shizly May 8, 2013
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