Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008

citigroup asset management

A place I long to be. The people are great & everyone is nice.

"I love my job".
"Oh you must mean Citigroup Asset Management"

by yo yo mon bitoch March 31, 2005

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself March 21, 2014

Russian asset

Anyone that disagrees with the narrative of the Democratic Party

Person 1: I'm leaving the Democratic Party. They no longer represent my values

Person 2: Wow. You are such a traitor and a Russian asset!

by ReaperMan26 October 12, 2022

Online Assets

Multitude user’s interfaces which connect to the online value of an individual on internet.

online value of an individual is online assets

by s j tubrazy April 17, 2013

Variable Value Asset

An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.

Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.

by BobUpp November 07, 2023