Ass check

(n.) A humorous term used to describe an action in which before departing for a destination a person will make a mental checklist of any items needed or wanted on said travel; attained from the action of patting one's back pockets in order validate the items existence.

Bob: Have you done an ass check yet?

John: *pats pockets* keys...check, wallet....check, ass....check!

by Atrium's atrium January 22, 2011

Ass Checkers

A variation of the classic board game "checkers", Ass Checkers is a game in which two opponents, or immediate family members, squat on opposing sides of a checkered table cloth and take turns "capturing" squares by staining them via the targeted release of wet farts, or "sharts"

"god dammit, I contracted cholera playing ass checkers"

by shartstain2 October 29, 2015

ass cheeks

2 cheeks on a woman lower part behind their clit.

joe : i saw her ass cheeks last night

luke : damnn was it GYATT?

by a$$ cheeks December 24, 2023

Ass cheeks on ah white tee

Stank like your white tee after a lap dance at a ratchet strip club

Boi that shit stank like ass cheeks on ah white tee

by Narii July 1, 2024

Ass Cheeks

Kennedy Pulleys FC Richmond soccer team

Their team is so ass cheeks

by BigMarv23 March 29, 2025

Ass Cheeks

The Current Gen 7 NASCAR Cup Car

God that cup car is ass cheeks on short tracks.

by Blaney Fans’s April 17, 2025

Ass Cheeks

The Gen 7 NASCAR Cup Car

God this cup car is ass cheeks on short tracks.

by Blaney Fans’s April 17, 2025