Ascended One

An "Ascended One" is someone who has risen above 99% of mankind. His character, mental and physical strength, and knowledge differentiates him from the common rabble. He has contributed to mankind in the most positive way possible. An "ascended one" is greater in status than a Nobel Laureate. In order to become such a person, it is mandatory to have relinquished your conscious from fame, popularity, and superficial machinations. In short; read, workout, and build. Simple.

Being an ascended one means a lot of responsibilites and the highest of honor.

by Villmar September 25, 2022

Ascend

Reaching a higher state of mind through the use of cannabis

I'm gonna ascend during my managerial final because fuck that class.

by The Toxic Ascender December 21, 2020

ascendant

1- parent, grandparent, great-grandparent, great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-great-grandparent, great-great-great-great-great-grandparent and etc.
2- being in control; superiority, or commanding influence; ascendancy
3- a royal heir assuming
4- the horoscope, or that degree of the ecliptic which rises above the horizon at the moment of one's birth; supposed to have a commanding influence on a person's life and fortune.
5- ascent; height; elevation
6- ancestor

Ascendant.

by MONJZWY June 14, 2023

ascendant

That last movie in The Divergent Series that everyone wants but isn't going to get anytime soon.

"I'm really excited for Ascendant!"
"I guess you didn't hear the news..."

by antisocialfangirl February 21, 2017

ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation

Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"

by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024

Superior Sapien Ascended Human Of Earth

Superior to the Humans and Ascended beyond Humanity - Mr.T

That man is the Superior Sapien Ascended Human of Earth

by Mr - T November 3, 2023

Ascendant-Lord

The Ascendant Lord is the mysterious leader of the Ascendant Order. He can first be encountered within the Abhain Chapel crypts. Of Knights and Knaves : Investigate the missing ships. Escape from Amenos : Travel to Amenos in search of survivors. To Catch a Magus : Track down the Ascendant Magus.

She thought it was Dark Souls.. I rose to Ascendant-Lord and schooled her ass

by divineproportion October 1, 2025