martha has arrived

Marth has arrived means you are on your period

*woman walks into a room of women* Martha has ARRIVED!!

by Rory Graham June 25, 2016

Fullmoon Arrival

When a man ejaculates on an elderly woman's corpse that's been freshly dug up on a full moon.

Bruh, did you see the obituary? I'd give her a fullmoon arrival!

by Xpi_Piper September 9, 2021

ghostly arrival

An unwanted spanking by a ghost, generally in works of fiction

“Casper gave me a ghostly arrival that only he could issue. His cold, dead hands slapped my bottom like a tea towel hitting a bluebottle.....”

by Dick Rasch July 30, 2018

your shipment of fail has arrived

a reaction to a bad meme

your shipment of fail has arrived.

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020

Vagina having whores have arrived

another term for Contraception

"The Vagina Having Whores Have Arrived, why don't life stop."

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR January 15, 2024

Fullmoon Arrival

When a man ejaculates on a elderly woman's freshly dug up body, on a full moon.

"Bruh- Did you see the obituary? Check the lunar calendar and grab the shovel, we're going to the cemetery! We're giving grandma a fullmoon arrival tonight."

by Xpi_Piper September 12, 2021

Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUUA (Fucked Up Upon Arrival)

‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.

by RoJo75 December 13, 2020