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I'm have a pussy

A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.
Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!

Jake: No you didn't.
by MilkTorture July 3, 2021
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Stop being a pussy

the Phrase "stop being a pussy" is a slang term describing the actions and whining sounds that cats can create. These utterances of the feline members can be found to be annoying as is the constant actions of rubbing its body against yours.
In this context, being a pussy is to in fact to be whining and annoying.
"I don't like how everyone keeps on ignoring me!", says John; "stop being a pussy", comes the soft lull within the crowd
by MacGrubers got celery December 16, 2011
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National grab a pussy day

It is in regards to the Donald Trumping...which you grab a female privates cause you have no respect for her personal space. And can still manage to become Americas spokesperson. January 20th 2017 marks the first day of this celebration.
Today is national grab a pussy day...the day America confirmed you can be a shit and disrespectful.
by Eskprincess January 20, 2017
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kick out an aussy

to kick out a hot, steamin' fresh brown monster
or as people from kentucky say "give back to the government"
Austrailian man to wife:
well that was a brillian dinna, i think its about time for me to "kick out an aussy"
by Matthew Guatamala the 4th September 9, 2008
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What does a pussy look like?

A question asked to nerds,noobs,stright edges,promise keepers ect. Not because they need to know the answer but to see if THEY know.
Hey man what does a pussy look like?
I...uaaa...
See I told you he didn't even know what a pussy looks like.
Next time say it looks like a piece of meat.
by Deep blue 2012 May 16, 2010
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Anussy

There is no definition.
Your acting soo anussy right now

*points at a ginger super speedy runner* that’s so anussy

“Anussy come over here
by Anussyyyyy October 6, 2021
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Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.
That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.
by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009
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