Alastair

Horse shit

Omg mom I found an alastair. ewwwww

by udhdvardbghjdzf February 15, 2022

Alastair Bull

Cunt

You're such an Alastair Bull you massive liverpool fan cunt

by SlutBallerStar December 29, 2018

Alastair

Typically can be found in your local vape shop, Alastair is a rather peculiar person whom your parents might ask you to stay away from. Other then being weird, he is a smart and bright fellow but is always clumsy.

Did you hear about Alastair? Yeah, we should watch out for him.

by NikRamen November 06, 2022

Alastair

Someone with a gynormous cock and balls, all the bitches love him and he is worshipped by his pears.
To be an Alastair, is to be God

Did you know john has a massive dick?
Wow! he's such an Alastair

by Vestusual May 30, 2023

Alastair

Alistairs tend to love sheep, they are protective of their spirit animal(sheep) and will twat whoever mocks sheep in the head. Alistairs even go as far as to obliterate other animals to protect his fondnes of sheep.

My dog has been twatted in the head! Must have been an alastair.

by Messageforme February 20, 2022

Alastair tax

When a victory is reduced in skill because the team you beat has Alastair on it

“Wow , that was a good win against Vietcong “
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax”

by BigManBurmo January 28, 2021

Alastair

the most sick and twisted guy youll ever meet. threatens girls to get what he wants. genuinely awful person and lowk a pedo. thinks he's all that but deep down he knows he's horrible and deserves the worst in life

Alastair is a horrible, awful, conceited guy.

by sparklyunicornfarts May 07, 2025