Alaska

Anal Sex.

It is dark, damp, muddy, and everyone wants to go there once, but once you've been there, ....

My girlfriend finally let me to go to alaska, but I don't think that will be happening again.

by Damn Right1111 August 28, 2012

Alaska

The worst state in the United States. Most people who live here are: 1. Born here and never move. 2. Are forced to live here either because of the military or because they are under 18 and have insane parents who make them live in this shithole. Most people walk around carrying a gun and spouting how they think alaska's "LIKE TOTES AMAZING AND WE CAN LIKE SHOOT EVERYTHING AND ITS LIKE 40 DEGREES BELOW ZERO BUT ITS LIKE TOTAL PARADISE! OMG LIKE TOTALLY!!!"

Alaska is the worst place ever.

by Invader Rose Tyler March 5, 2013

Alaska

The nickname for a sexy, auburn-haired, tall, long-legged, big-breasted woman. She knows what she wants in a man and it's a tall, broad-shouldered, masculine man, with a great cock which she loves sucking for hours and he knows how to make her come like no one else.

Alaska is hilarious and has a laugh like an angel. Alaska's laugh can make a grown man have an erection just by hearing it.

Alaska is a rockstar.

Check out that Sexy-Ass girl at the bar.

"What up, Alaska?"

"I wanna slap your ass, Alaska!"

by Oakland|Boston November 6, 2016

alaska

way tha fuck out in tha middle of nowhere. its part of the united states, but everyone forgets about it.

man, take a trip to alaska and never come back.

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003

alaska

great place for digging oil

oil digger1: "hey wanna be rich?"

oil digger2: "sure, how?"

oil digger1: "lets go to alaska and steal all their oil"

oil digger2: "sounds like a plan!"

by cacaboy June 20, 2003

alaska

The chilly place up north with the cheap drugs, nasty women, good local beer, 36 Crazyfists, and the highest meth, cocaine, weed and alcohol usage rate in the entire continent, no shit. All underage.

"Want to go to Alaska this summer?"

"Hell no, unless you want to get some kick-ass weed, cuz there's nothing else to do."

by Silver Surfer April 28, 2006

alaska

Alaska the most boring place in the US. At the moment it has the Highest molestation and rape rate, and the second highest suicide rate. Great place huh? Along with snow almost all year around there are very few things to do. Alaska is no heaven unless you are looking for cheep ass and shitty drugs. Oh and as a note.... There are no igloos and we do not ride polarbears around.

"So where are you moving?"
"Alaska"
"that shithole?"

by Luciferb May 1, 2005