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F.A.W.ing

An abbreviation of the sexual fetish for 'Fucking Against a Window'

The act of taking a parnter with either their back or front against the window. Usually from behind so that the partner's face and chest presses against the window, for women meaning their breasts press against the pane.

Often mixed with the fetish for exhibitionism as one can clearl see the people through said window.

Can also been used in cars where the space is often limited so it's likely someone will be pushed against the sides.
We were doing in the living room last night as she pulled me over to the back door, so I pushed her up against the window pane and started F.A.W.ing her from behind doggystyle so the neighbours could see from thier garden.
by TrinityLimit April 5, 2011
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F.A.W.

Look at Jim Parson's watching YouTube videos in his office...hes the king of F.A.W.
by F.A.W. July 26, 2015
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W.A.F.L

Similar to LOL but has more props if used in the correct context. This shorthand Slur basically stands for ?What a F***ing Legend? this phrase is to be used rarely and not peppered in an msn conversation by two little shrimps.
Ryan; oi fatty
Josh; yeah
Ryan; did you see me shank that mugg between the eyes he was bacon.
Josh; W.A.F.L
by sl4 redrum July 8, 2007
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W.A.F.E.

Pronunciation: \ˈwāf\
Function: verb

Acronym meaning "Write a Fucking Email". Often the action part of a remark that may be uttered by a person who becomes increasingly bored or annoyed while hearing someone complain about how they've been "wronged" by or displeased with someone or something, typically a co-worker, or a company they do business with.

In many instances, it serves the same effect as telling you to STFU and send a written complaint to someone who cares or can actually do something about it.

In other cases, it can simply be slang used in giving someone advice on how to handle a problem where they feel "slighted".
Elwood - Damn! I hate that electronics store! That place is a mess and you can't get anybody to help you find anything, and when you do their clerks are retards! The store reeks like a locker room. And, not only that...

Martha - Whoa! Dude...! Chill! Why don't you quit griping a W.A.F.E. 'em...? Ain't nothing I can do about it...!

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Travis - Man, I am so tired of marketing sending me layout changes after the deadline. Three weeks in a row now they've caused me to work late and miss Happy Hour!

Eddy - They're gonna keep on doing that stuff to you until you WAFE those losers. Copy their Manager and tell them you gonna refuse anything they turn in past the deadline.
by WilsonicBoom October 11, 2009
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Pronounced "waf" as in "waffle." Its an acronym for "What A Fag" or "What A Faggot" and is said after some douche does or says something douche-like or gay. It can be shouted at some jerkoff who just said something politically correct or be muttered under your breath to your friend in class because your male teacher is wearing purple shorts.
Dude: Don't be gay, Manpuss.
Manpuss: Hey! Don't say that. That is offensive to me!
Bro: Why? Are you gay?
Manpuss: No, I am not.
Dude: W.A.F., man.
Bro: True. True.
Manpuss: Whatever, you racists.
Bro: W.A.F. for days.
by D3L February 8, 2010
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W.A.F.

I just realized you tried to call me cute on the slide. Lol.

The Girl then says you W.A.F.!
by Jaye Blak March 17, 2010
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WAF- (abbr) Wife Acceptance Factor
The Wife Acceptance Factor is the number between 1 and 10 applied to electronic devices that get brought home. This number relates to how understanding a spouse is about it's usage and, indeed, it's very presence.
Eg: "The W.A.F. on my new digital camera is at an 8.6"

Eg: "With my lighting controls not working, the W.A.F. on my my home automation system is at an all time low"
by Cyber-Wizard July 6, 2006
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