Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.

Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"

by mangophonker July 26, 2025

Torta

A Thicc to bbw latina who's face card doesn't decline. Also a

Ey Jorge check Mami over there!

Ya Mami is a torta!

by Nahimlyin May 8, 2025

torta g

A handsome mexican with a long fat dick

A teen that is not a fuckboi and is a guy that cares about peoples feelings .. Torta g

by Torta G October 31, 2017

Tossing The Torta

Tossing the Torta is equivalent to tossing the salad, only this practice is done on a Latina.

I love tossing the torta. Last night, Araceli finally gave in. Man, she really loved it. I even slathered her torta with some spicy guacamole.

by Chico Blanco Loco October 17, 2018

Torta

Shrimp soup, duh!

Hey quit being stroused out and sip on some of your shrimp torta!

by Yup0214 September 9, 2022

Torta Lasagna

A cringe song made by boisbois2 on youtube. It is a minecraft parody of Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie

Will: Whats your favourite song?
Mark: Torta Lasagna!!!

by Boisbois2 June 10, 2019

Torta

Slang word mostly used to describe an overweight woman (offensive). The word is mostly used in latin languages such as Spanish, Portuguese etc.

guy 1: Dude have you seen that new latina girl in our school?

guy 2: yeah, she’s a torta…

by thegreatestdefinerofalltime November 2, 2025