Salad

A weird person.

You are such a salad .

by SaladKing November 05, 2015

salad

A mans genitles. His penis and scrotum make up his salad.

He rubbed his salad on my face

by Sebastian Michaels November 22, 2004

saladed

To be saladed is the same as being grouted, or ended.

Salading can often occur in gameplay of Halo, or perhaps just in life.

Dude 1: "Arrh, dude, we're never going to find her in this crowd.."
Dude 2: "Yep, we're totally saladed."

by MrTadius November 14, 2007

salad

the act of masturbating

you need to take a piss, you need to take a dump, you need to take a salad

by ian lampshadecloth February 02, 2008

To Salad

Verb - To be very cool and epic with your gamers. You be very epic which is 'salady' which is epic. It also could mean to be good at Minecraft or other popular videogames.

Jim: "Hey dude it's Jim just salading around"
Berthalamu: "How can you be plants"
Jim: "Its a new hip word 'to salad' which means to be cool"
Berthalamu: "That's kinda confusing, but I guess I'm just salading around too"
Jim: "No you're not"

by Mr Salad December 03, 2019

salad

An atrocious excuse of a consumable. Highly advised not to digest.

"Want some salad?" "FRICK NO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!"

by classic.rock.life March 22, 2017

Salad

When someone acts healthy/fit but there really not

Look at Josie eating dat whole cake over there, claiming she all salad and all. So fake.

by Bob chillin July 21, 2017